Dear Burkholder Paving,
You are THE MOST incompetent company in Pennsylvania, hands down. You know nothing more than you know how to totally FUCK UP roads and traffic patterns. Monday, June 20th was THE biggest clusterfuck I have ever sat thru. I was cursing the fact that you had no flagmen to keep traffic going...until my lane started moving, 20 minutes after it came to a standstill. then I found out you DID have flagmen, flagmen who were simply standing in the middle of the road trying not to get hit by oncoming traffic. I use the term flagmen loosely, also, because most of these people were obese women who had no purpose being in the middle of any road, on foot or in vehicle. I'm guessing they were provided by the local women's shelter or unemployment offices and had no prior experience. Or maybe they were just the wives and girlfriends of the obese guys who were standing around pointing at the road waiting for the work to do itself. I also want to thank you for fucking up my route to work for the past 3 to 4 weeks with sudden, unplanned detours to nowhere with no warning signs and no one and no sign waiting at the other end of the detour to help people get back to where they were trying to be. Being all backroads thru the most godforsaken lands, I'm sure anyone travelling thru the area is sure to know how to get out when suddenly veered onto a dirt road with nothing but horse and buggy tracks to follow. You people SUCK, and you are giving our entire state a bad name. GET! OUT!
Sincerely,
Me