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After several years of longing, Peter was finally in bed with his best friend's wife, plugging away in her pussy. Just as things were reaching a climax, he suddenly stopped and pulled out, and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.
"What wrong with you?" his partner asked. "I feel just like a regular asshole, getting some of my best friend's snatch," the man moaned.
"Well," she soothed, patting his back, "you can stop worrying. You were not getting his snatch. You were past his snatch by about four inches. Now put that thing back in."
A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when
he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk,
they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and
there were screams of passion..
The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman
yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming,
bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,
smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."
