I think I broke my toe in a vacum cleaner related accident. You know how sometimes the dam things try to swollow up something they aint supposed too? And your reaction is to jerk it back? Well when I did, the dam thing landed on my toe. And because of my newly acquired old man reflexes I was forced to endure about 500 rpms of the brush and beater bar, which was interesting....While the brush was removing any traces of skin from my toe it also buffed my toe nail to a mirror finish...... Now I can see myself :)
