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TROUBLE
I am taking a break
tonight and writing this blog and
taking you through a day in my life...
I have decided TWO* much knowledge can cause too much TROUBLE!
I QUIT!!!
I spend more time getting myself OUT
of trouble for getting people...
IN trouble!!...
especially my girls...
oh shit!!
Everything else is on
hold til I complete this
post!
Like I said, I QUIT!
First of all, many of you are unaware of what I do .....
"DO"!
I do recieve many emails, or in conversation over a IM chat, I get asked several times this very question. I have thought a few times on how to answer this, and I have come to this conclusion ....
"I PLAY ALL DAY!!"
"WHAT, HOW...or IT MUST BE NICE...." or even, " WHAT DO YOU PLAY?" are the responses I get.
my answer:
This .... "I play all day".... is MY only answer! I am sticking to it, because when I begin to actually write what all My JOB consists of, I am almost sure I will NOT find anyone INSANE enough to fill this position!!
I Design, Build 'things'(this will be Xplained in detail, Invent, Create Wonder, Trouble & Amusement, Design Costumes and Sew, do all kinds of Art, listen to music and sing to music with my bird, Oliver, he perfers Punk Rock Music best...he loves it and sings along with Mi', dance around my house half naked, walk my dog and talk to my dog... if weather permits, I garden, if not... in my house I grow from seed several flowers to be later planted in my garden....many other things you would not believe... I think even Magic... and sometimes when bored... okay, this my little secret.. ...hahha... it is Mi' and the skateboarding thing... I can do this skateboarding thing for hours and hours on end!!! It is in the Blood!! Has been a part of my life since young girl and I can watch this and videos and go to skateparks with my girls who skateboard, oh....and yes, my DOG also skateboards, even have skate coach for my girls and I taught my youngest how to do her first drop~in!!!! hahahhaa... Yep!!! That is what my thing is.... hahaha.... so, I will go through some of what I do and see if anyone is interested yet in this position...
oh, and once I even told a guy that this also may involve playing with peoples head's..
He didn't contact Mi' again for four days...or so...ahhahaha...
I was only joking but do believe he had to think about that for a couple days...
Although many do not ever take the time to read someone's profile on these pages, I will admit... I DO READ PROFILES to much Xtent.... I tend to like to know something about an 'I'ndividual.... so when I list the requirements for this position and also what an ~X~ample... of a typical day "ON THE JOB" is like and has occurred, there will be no SURPRISES!! I will ~X~pect you to be able to handle any crisis that arises completely all on your own and your KNOWLEDGE, ~X~PERIENCE, STUDIES, and INTELLIGENCE is all that is needed oh, and a ~X~TREME sense of HUMOR ...or you will not survive one day on job!!
Wondering now who will fill all this postition
BE PREPARED FOR DAILY THINGS SUCH AS THESE NOT SO OUT OF THE ORDINARY AROUND THIS "A. WONDER~LAND!"...
....
THERE IS MORE TO THIS 'X/1' EPISODE.... THAT MAY BE HARD TO BELIEVE... HOLD ON...HAHAHA.....
THAT IS JUST 'ONE' OF MANY I WILL GIVE A COUPLE MORE 'X' AMP LES...
since I am quiting...
Must have Knowledge, ~X~perience with all
the following and some overtime will be
X~pected!
Position will require ... the following
these will soon be listed....
Please send all inquiries to Xcitmi'~11
Must be able to be reached at all hours day or
night, holidays, while in the shower, bath tub, at the local tavern, in hell... heaven... outerspace... wherever your escape place is... you have to be able to be reached at! This is NOT negotiable!
P.S.....listen closely to the very very begining of the fabulous Chili Pepper's "Storm In A Tea Cup" Song.... it is very important .... and is my daughter's ring tone on her phone... imagine
This ringing & start at playing
" O GOOD GOD, HEAVEN ALMIGHTY, Heaven's to murder troy,
We've got a cataclismic situation developing someone get down here now!!..."
in the middle of her English Class when completely silent and it is Mi', her mother calling her!! She is NOT to have her Phone on her in class....hahahhaa...
... can you imagine this... and this loudly playing and her having to ~X~plain to everyone
"Oh, please do not take my phone... It is my MOM!..."...
YES... it was Mi'.... and NO... No ..cataclismic situation developing!! Just Mi' having to talk to her about something ... just kinda important....
YES!HER PHONE WAS TAKEN AWAY!!... but I did get it back for her only after going to school and Xplaining it was my fault for calling her during class time.... oh, shit!... ahaha.....
They ask Mi' about the "cataclismic situation developing?!"
hmmmm? Do you wonder what my Xcuse was?....
Oh, my Dear Alex&dra, ... I know there is no ~X~cuses sometimes...... your MOM is just TROUBLE!!
I just wanted to tell you I got you out of that Saturday school they give you because of Mi'!ahahaa... They understood completely and that you are a wonderful girl and have not caused any kind of TROUBLE!! (ummm, yet.... she just turn 13 years old...)thankyou...
yes, this is true!!!
well, some of it my fault, some was an oversight the school make about her art involvment!!
I will ~X~plain!!
