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1) Favorite object in your room?
My dog.
2) Have you ever smoked?
Cigars and pipe. Shotgunned cigs before, it was not my thing.
3) Do you own guns?
One WW2 era revolver in fair condition
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
Grape to Dr Pepper... dunno, Josh started it. That fuck ass has two kids now... /sigh
5) Do you get nervous at the doctor's?
Only if its about my dick.
6) What do you think of when you hear hot dogs?
I think ... hot dogs. Steaming plump tubes of meat that go in my mouth. Mmm... yeah.
7) Favorite song?
Ever Ever? I probably don't have one, but Grazes by the Sneaker Pimps is up there.
8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Overbrewed tea. The comments often made are "you want me to throw this out? Its room temperature and strong enough to walk"
9) Can you do push ups?
Yeah, one armed, and for someone who had full rotator cuff surgery that's saying something.
10) Can you do a chin up?
Yup. It's all in the state of mind, keep the momentum, and forget 90% of your body.
11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My necklace. I wear it 24 hours a day, and in the shower. Used to not. Then I gave the original chain and coin to some skag that gave good head- to other men.
12) Your pet peeves are?
*whistles* you really aint got enough space on the internet. But: Bad cooks. Stupid people (you know who you are) and ... that one covers about 90% of what I would say in a thesis of pet peeves if you think about it.
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
A couple.
14) Do you like to work on your birthday?
No. And I just did.
15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
Carbuncles in the oddest places.
16) What's your middle name?
I have two. And I'm not telling you my first name so *grabs dick* fuck off.
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
Nothing. Nothing. And... you guessed it- nothing.
19) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
Overbrewed tea. Root beer. Sweetened tea.
20) What's your job?
The great fucking destroyer. .../eligibility program specialist for a state low income healthcare program.
21) Current hate right now?
Stupid people. War, greed and spiteful ignorant anger in all their manifestations.
22) Do your friends love you?
Oh my, yes.
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Made out with a stranger's girlfriend... and narrowly resisted the urge to kick a friend's head in for getting drunk and "playfully" punching me in the ear unprovoked.
24) Where would you like to be right now? Someone else's bedroom tracing wet kisses down her abdomen.
25) Name three people who will complete this?
Fuck, who cares?
26) Are you one of those people that thinks and talks about their life being unfair?
Yeah, and if you heard the story you'd probably raise an eyebrow too.
27) What shirt are you wearing? I'm not wearing a shirt. Got too damn hot on my exercise bike :P
28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
In the summer.
29) Can you whistle?
Mhm
30) What will you be doing in a year from now?
Hopefully moving out of state with a girl.
31) Would you be a pirate?
This question does not get asked enough. Fuck yes.
32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Opera usually. I got the tubes for it.
33) Favorite girl's name?
Sophia.
34) Favorite boy's name?
Jack.
35) What's in your pockets?
*checks* Nothing.
36) Last person that made you laugh?
Probably a coworker.
37) Best toy as a child?
Transformers.
38) Worst injury you've ever had?
Remember that full rotator cuff surgery I was talking about?
39) Do you love where you live?
No. No no no no no. No no. No.
40) Do you give good advice?
I tend to stay fairly objective and speak from a position of informed skepticism if I don't know, or from direct experience.
41) Who is your loudest friend?
... depends on who has been drinking.
42) How many cats do you have?
Zero.
43) Does someone have a crush on you?
I hope so.
44) Favorite part about your weekend?
This weekend: French food. Every weekend: Saturday morning coffee and a quick stock of my local deli.
45) What are you gonna do for your next birthday?
*shrugs* Something I enjoy.
46) Favorite sports team?
KC Royals.
47) Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
My brother.
48) Where is the next place you want to travel to?
Europe. Where the history's from.
49) What were you doing 12AM this morning?
Laying awake thinking about my job, my crush, how far I've come despite my setbacks, and then... regretably my setbacks.
50) What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
"I can get to work on time if I hit the snooze button twice and just go in with the jeans with all my shit in the pockets, hope my hair isn't all fucked up like yesterday"
