Midwestern Dialect's blog: "I NEED LUV"

ALMOST 4 MONTHS AGO I MET THIS WOMAN AT WORK. AT FIRST, SHE WAS QUIET DIDNT SAY MUCH. A FORMER CO-WORKER TOLD ME SHE KNEW THE GIRL AND TOLD ME TO WATCH OUT CAUSE SHE WAS A @3$. SO, I MADE IT A POINT TO TALK TO HER SEE WHAT KIND OF CHARACTER SHE HAD, AND IF WHAT I HEARD WAS TRUE. A SWEEKS WENT BY SHE STARTED TELLIN ME PERSONAL THINGS ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP ABOUT HER AND HER MAN. SHE TOLD ME HE WAS VERY ABUSIVE MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY. SHE SAID HE DIDNT WORK AND TOOK HER PAYCHECKS FROM WORK. SHE EVEN TOLD ME WHEN SHE GOT IN THE CAR ONE DAY FROM WORK HE JUMPED OUT OF THE BACKSEAT, SO THEN I KNEW HE WAS MENTALLY UNSTABLE. EACH DAY SHE TOLD ME OTHER THINGS HE WOULD DO TO HER. SEH TRY TO CONVICE HERSELF THAT HE LOVED HER, I TOLD HER A MAN THAT WOULD DO THE STUFF SHE TOLD ME DOES NOT LOVE U, AND A REAL MAN DOES NOT PUT HIS HAND ON A WOMAN. AT THIS TIME I GREW VERY FOND OF HER AND I GREW FEELINGS FOR THE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME SHE LIKED ME AS WELL, HOWEVER SHE SAID SHE HAD TO CALL IT OFF WITH HER BF FIRST. I TOLD MY FORMER CO-WORKER HOW THINGS WERE GOING AND SHE ONCE AGAIN TOLD ME TO WATCH OUT, BUT I WASNT HEARING NE OF IT..I JUST COULDNT SEE THAT IN HER BEIN THAT WAY. AMONGST ALL OF THIS HER FATHER PASSED AWAY, AND I BACKED AWAY IN RESPECT. A WEEK OR SO PAST AND SHE ASKED ME 4 MY NUMBER AND SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO TALK TO ME. LATER ON THAT NIGHT I WAITED AND WAITED NO CALL. THE NEXT DAY CAME AND SHE TOLD ME SHE LOST MY NUMBER AND MAY SHE HAVE IT AGAIN. SHE PROMISED ME SHE WAS GOIN TO CALL. I WAITED ANOTHER NIGHT 4 A CALL AND THE SAME RESULT. I FORGOT TO ADD I TOLD HER IF SHE DIDNT CALL THAT WOULD MEAN SHE DIDNT CARE ABOUT BUILDING A RELATIONSHIP OR BEING FRIENDS. MIND U SHE HAD 2 KIDS AND I WAS WILLING TO TAKE CARE OF HER AND THE KIDS. HOWEVER, THE NEXT DAY AT WORK SHE COMES IN LAUGHING AND SAYIN SHE LOST MY NUMBER AGAIN. I WAS LIKE I AM THROUGH!!! SHE WAS LIEK WHY R U BEING LIKE THAT!! I TOLD HER A BIG MISTAKE BY SAYING CAUSE I CARE ABOUT AND THEN I SAID I LOVE U!!! I SAID I CARE ABOUT I DONT WANT TO SEE U IN ANABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP. AND I WOULDNT NEVER HURT U IN ANY WAY. WHEN I TOLD HER THAT SHE SAID I SHOULDNT FEEL THAT WAY AND SHE IS NOT GOIN TO STRESS OVER ME. WHEN SHE TOLD ME THAT MY EYES STARTED WATERING TO AVOID SHEDING TEARS AT WORK I WENT HOME EARLY. AND SHE TAUNTED ME ABOUT NOT CALLIN BY SINGING A VERSE IN A SONG BY RICH BOY SAYIN HOES GIVE ME THEIR NUMBER BUT I NEVER CALL!! I WAS NOT THE FK SHE DIDNT CALL ME A HOE, BUT BEIN A GOOD MAN THAT I AM I DIDNT SAY NETHING, SO I HAVENT TALKED TO HER IN ABOUT A MONTH. SINCE THEN SHE HAS TRIED TO GET ME TO TALK TO HER BUT I AM COOL. SHE ALSO IS BACK WITH HER ABUSIVE EX GO FIGURE , MAKES ME WONDER IF SHE EVER LEFT HINM OR IF HE IS ABUSIVE. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS NICE GUYS FINISH LAST AND I ONLY BEEN IN LOVE TWICE WITH BAD RESULTS, SO I AM LEARY NOW. OH YEAH THE WOMAN I WAS TALKIN BOUT IS ONLY 19 TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE I WAS PLAYED BY A 19 YEAR OLD. I AM A LOSER I GUESS, SO FK LUV AT THE MOMENT

NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON Body: NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON Body: fill out and send back to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)?: 4. Do you think i'm hot?; 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to do it? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Yes SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! IF YOU DONT, YOU'LL HAVE BAD SEX LUCK FOR ONE YEAR

Message: Message: Baby i love you -Thug: yeah i know everyone does! -Baby: really? -Thug: yeah... everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday -Baby: oh... but am i only your friend? -Thug: no... youre my girlfriend... why? -Baby: so when i say i love you i really do mean it -Thug: yeah i know you do mean it... its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. -Baby: ...... -Thug: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni? -Baby: yeah... where? -Thug: i dont know... maybe movie then dinner? -Baby: ok -Thug: ill pick you put after i get off and get ready ok? -Baby: ok. what time do you get off? -Thug: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Baby: aye... i thought you didnt have work today... -Thug: one of my co-workers called in sick -Baby: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then? -Thug: yeah! and babe? -Baby: yeah? -Thug: i love you -Baby: i love you too! -Thug: ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. -Baby: ok bye -Thug: bye **************************** 2 hours later... the thug drives to his babyz house vato walks up to the door and rings bell -Baby: hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) -Thug: wassup... you ready? -Baby: um... wait... let me get my bag and we can go ok? -Thug: ok they both watched a movie and ate dinner.... once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... -Thug: wait! can i blind fold you? -Baby: why??! -Thug: its a suprise -Baby: what kind of suprise? -Thug: a big one -Baby: okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. -Thug: i promise. -Baby: ok blind fold me... so they drove off........... and then they stoped. -Thug: ok we're here! -Baby: where? -Thug: wait let me walk you to the place! -Baby: what place? -Thug: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) -Baby: babe!... the thug walks her to the place -Thug: ok.... let me take the blind fold off -Baby: where are we? he takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot... thats where he first asked her to be his nena... -Baby: omg.... (tears come down) -Thug: why are you crying? -Baby: this is where you first asked me out... -Thug: what are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him... in the air it says "will you marry me?" in firworks) -Baby: (tears come down faster) -Thug: i wasnt at work when you called me... i was planning this whole thing! -Baby: get up! -Thug: yeah? -Baby: (kisses him) -Thug: is that a yes or a no? -Baby: yes If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this you will have a relationship that will last forever! you have 3 mintues to repost this....starting now GaNgSta LoVe StOrY

SEX APPLiCATiON<< what the hell !! LOL Body: SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

12 types of females 1.) Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages- a. You have someone to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other boys jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages- a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.) Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages- a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages- a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she's a freak. d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3.) Ms. Independent Advantages- a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it. b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined. c. She's great for (business) conversation. d. She keeps it real and has goals. e. She knows how to please a man. Disadvantages- a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own. b. She will eventually say forget you and get a dildo. c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4.) Ms. Dyme Advantages- a. She's top of the line. b. She stays looking like a fantasy. c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match. d. She considers herself a "model" e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care. Disadvantages- a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks. b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks. c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry. d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every kat is gonna try to get her. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5.) Ms. Tomboy Advantages- a. She's cool and laid back. b. She'll be willing to play rough with you. c. Of course, she loves sports. d. Her body is athletically divine. e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around. f. She's a diamond in the rough. Disadvantages- a. She'll remind you too much of your boy. b. She might not want to change her appearance. c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6.) Ms. Ghetto Advantages- a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you. b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail. c. She's always stays fresh. d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation. e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied. Disadvantages- a. She doesn't know how to act in public. b. Your mom can't stand her. c. You get into it with her every other second. d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you PERIOD!!!!. e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7.) Ms. Good Girl Advantages- a. She's always there for you. b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool. c. Your mother loves her. d. You can see yourself falling in love with her. e. You are her first everything. f. She makes you feel like a man. g. 8/10 you will be her first sex partner Disadvantages- a. She's an A or B situation either: A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or she will make you wait A LONG TIME or at least till she feel like you really like her and not just tryin to get some.. or.... B. She said she never done it she said she never tried she's sitting there telling a lie. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8.) Ms. Main Advantages- a. She is the one you respect. b. She probably may know about the others but might not care. c. She has all the qualities you want in a female. d. You've been with her forever. Disadvantages- a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment. b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. Ms. Psycho- Advantages- a. She's fun and spontaneous. b. She's down to earth. c. She loves you unconditionally. d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her. e. She makes you feel loved. Disadvantages- a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass. b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you. c. She can manipulate the hell out of you. d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side. e. Messing with her can make your life a living hell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. Ms. I have a Man. Advantages- a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway. b. She looks good. c. You have an intense night of passion with her. Disadvantages- a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man. b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man. c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass. d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11. Ms. Tease- Advantages- a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy. b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY. c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you. d. Everything she does is just so sensual. e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it. f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm. g. Every kat wants her cause she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first. Disadvantages- a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it. b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about. c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12. MRS. RIGHT Advantages- a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions. b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy. c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's. d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body. e. She believes in God and follows his virtues. f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%. g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually. h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you. i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are. j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight. k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend. l. You love being around her more than your boys. m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex. n. You can have a bad argument with her and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever. o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave. p. She's nothing like any other girls you've met. She's your woman. THE RIGHT ONE Disadvantage: You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with 1-11 that you let her go

MORE EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO HER. I FOUND MYSELF CONSTANTLY LOOKING AT HER WHEN SHE WAS NOT LOOKING, WHEN SHE HAPPENED TO LOOK WHILE I WAS GAZING AT HER BEAUTY SHE MADE MY HEART STOP. I THEN WOULD QUICKLY TURN AWAY AND SWEAT WOULD CONSTANTLY POOR DOWN MY FACE AND UNDERARMS. SPEED STICK 24 HR. ACTION COULD NOT STOP MY PERSPIRATION. BACK IN THE SUMMER OF 2002, I REALIZED SHE LEFT HER JOB OR WENT ON VACATION. LUCKILY, SHE WAS JUST ON VACATION. THAT TWO WEEKS WHILE SHE WAS GONE ON VACATION, I FOUND MYSELF NOT REALLY MOTIVATED IN DOING MY JOB, I ALSO FOUND MYSELF EXTREMELY UNHAPPY. SO ONE DAY, I CAME IN AND THANK GOD SHE WAS SITTING AT HER DESK. I MADE IT A POINT NOT TO GO OVER AND SPEAK BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO GIVE HER THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS ECSTATIC THAT SHE WAS BACK. I THOUGHT SHE WOULD PICK UP SOMKE VIBES THAT I ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I WAS ABLE TO AVOID HER UNTIL I WAS ON MY WAY OUT THE DOOR. I HEARD, "MARCUS, "MARCUS" IN A SOFT BEAUTIFUL VOICE. IT WAS HER SITTING AT HER DESK, I KNEW SHE WAS THERE BUT LIKE I SAID EARLIER I DI DNOT WANT TO GIVE HER THAT IMPRESSION. BUT BACK TO THE SITUATION, I COULD NOT HELP BUT TO LOOK BACK. SHE TOLD ME, "YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR TWO WEEKS." I REPLIED, "YES' IN A SOFT, COWARDLY TONE. SHE TOLD ME HAVE I MISSED HER. I DID NOT REPLY TO THAT QUESTION SPECIFICALLY. I SAID, "YOU SCARED ME I THOUGHT YOU WERE FIRED OR QUIT OR SOMETHING LIE THAT." SHE REPLIED, "NO I JUST WAS ON VACATION." SHE TOLD ME I SHOULD SPEAK TO HER SOMETHING LIKE THAT." SHE REPLIED, "NO, I JUST WAS ON VACATION." SHE THEN TOLD ME I SHOULD SPEAK MORE OFTEN INSTEAD OF HER INTIATING THE CONVERSATIONS. I REPLIED, "YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS." SHE MADE A LOOK LIKE WHAT WAS I ABOUT TO SAY NEXT. SHE THEN SAID, WHY DO I MAKE U NERVOUS." I REPLIED, "I DONT KNOW." KNOWING GOOD AND WELL SHE MADE ME NERVOUS BECAUSE SHE IS EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL AND OF COURSE INTELLIGENT WOMAN. SO INSTEAD OF ANSWERING HER ?, I MADE A LAME EXCUSE OF Y I HAD TO LEAVE. I WAS KICKING MYSELF BECAUSE THERE WAS THE GOLDEN OPPURTUNITY TO TELL HER REALLY HOW I FELT ABOUT HER. FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS SHE DID NOT SPEAK TO ME. I WAS PICKING MY BRAIN ON WHAT I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SAID TO UPSET HER. COULD IT HAVE BEEN BECAUSE I SAID, "U MAKE ME NERVOUS." OR BECAUSE I DI DNOT INTIATE THE CONVERSATION WITH HER LIKE SHE TOLD ME I SHOULD DO. 2 WEEKS EXACTLY TO OUR LAST CONVERSATION SHE SAID, "MARCUS!' OUT OF THE BLUE WHICH SHOCKED ME. I PAUSED A FEW SECONDS AND SAID, " I THOUGHT U WERE MAD AT ME." SHE REPLIED, "WHY BECAUSE U HAVE NOT SAID A PEEP TO ME." I CHUCKLED, AND SAID, "THAT S WHY U R MAD AT ME." SHE REPLIED, I COULD NEVER BE MAD AT U." SHE AGAIN TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD INITIATE A CONVERSATION WITH HER. i THEN REPLIED, "I DO NOT WANT U MAD AT ME ANYMORE AND THAT I WILL START SPEAKING." SO THE FOLLOWING DAY I MADE THAT MY FIRST PRIORITY TO GO AND SPEAK TO HER. SO WHEN I SAW HER I HESITATED BUT I EVENTUALLY WORKED UP THE NERVE TO SAY HELLO. WHEN I SAID, "HELLO!" I REALIZED SHE HAD A BIG GRIN ON HER FACE AND SHE WAS BLUSHING. SHE REPLIED, " I THINK THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME U HAVE EVER HAD SPOKEN TO ME SINCE I HAVE BEEN WORKING HERE. SO I MADE THAT A DAILY HABIT. WHEN I FORGOT SHE WOULD SAY, "EXCUSE YOU" AND I WOULD THEN REMEMBER TO SPEAK TO HER. UNTIL ONE DAY SOMETHING TOLD ME TO LOOK AT HER LEFT HAND. I GLANCED AT HER HAND I SAW A RING WITH A LITTLE GREEN STONE IN THE MIDDLE OF HER RING FINGER. MY HEART DROPPED ARE BETTER YET LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER RIPPED OUT MY HEART FROM MY CHEST. THOUGHT OF HER BEING MARRIED RACED THROUGH MY HEAD. SO I WENT INTO SLIGHT DEPRESSION. SO I SPARINGLY TALKED TO HER. SHE WOULD CALL MY NAME IN THAT SWEET VOICE, "MARCUS, MARCUS" I WOULD KNOWINGLY IGNORE HER. ONE SPECIFIC DAY AFTER SHE CALLED ME OVER TO HER DESK TO COME OVER I DECIDED TO TALK 4 A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE TOLD ME DO I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HER, I SAID, "YES!" I THEN SAID, "DO U REMEMBER BACK IN THE SUMMER OF 2002 YOU DID NOT SPEAK 2 ME FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS" SHE REPLIED, "NO!" I SAID, " I REMEMBER SO THATS WHY I AM NOT TALKING TO U ANYMOREKNOWING THAT WAS NOT THE REAL REASON WHY I DECIDE TO CAVE UP. SHE SAID, "WELL I AM NOT GOING TO QUIT TALKING TO YOU." A FE WEEKS LATER SHE TOLD ME TO COME OVER TO HER DESK. LOOKING BACK I STUPIDLY MADE THE MISTAKE AFTER SHE TOLD "CAN U PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE. I REPLIED, CAN U PRETEND LIKE I DONT EXIST. SHE WAS OBVIOUSLY MAD AT THIS POINT OF THE CONVERSATION. SHE SAID, " I WILL DO THAT" AND THEN SAID, "GOODBYE!" SHE NEVER TLD ME THAT SHE ALWAYS SAID "SEE YA" OR "HAVE A NICE DAY" SO I KNEW SHE MEANT IT. FROM THIS EXPERINCE I LEARNED THAT PEOPLE WHO U CARE ABOUT THEY MAY HAVE THE SAME FEELINGS DO NOT PUSH THEM AWAY AND GO INTO A CAVE YOURSELF BECAUSE THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO EVEN THOUGH U MAY BE HURTING.