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I need a vacation

Just when I think its ok to come out from under my rock something blocks my way. We had what we thought was a tropical depression but damned if it didn't turn into a hurricane. WTF? Where did that come from? Then my Boss is being a jerk telling me that I should not have been 1 minute late. He then starts yelling at me about some paperwork (that I did not have anything to do with) and blaming me for the fact that it was not on his desk. I calmly looked at him and said sir you need to call sherry. She was the one in charge of it. Boy did that shut him up fast. Then he turned around and I noticed he had mud on the back of his leg. I really thought about it and decided you ass I am not going to tell you. Let you find out on your own. (he is very obsessed about his appearence) He thinks he is Gods gift to women btw. I was ready to scream. Then my Breakfast burrito oozed out on to my skirt. Thank goodness I had a spare change of clothes at the office. I need a long vacation complete with a massage, lots of drinks and a sexy man to play with for God sakes. Oh ya can't forget the bubble bath. Calgon take me away!!!!!!!!!!!!
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