Alright...
I kinda threw some stuff together.
I'd expect some crazy.
I did come up with probably the best chocolate cake donut mix ever.
... so I'm gonna see if it bakes >>
Why baking?
Cuz frying is a pain in the ass.
And I'm not very good at baking (this is a lie, my soda breads rock)
Anyway
I put in about half a table spoon of ginger
a sprinkle of cayenne pepper
1 1/2 table spoons of cocoa powder
a table spoon of coffee creamer
heavy sprinkling of cinnamon
2 cups flower
1/2 cup sugar
1 egg
1/2 cup water (again the whole not using milk thing >>)
and some baking soda
325 for 50 minutes.
If nothing else, I've still got a choco-cake donut batter to make.
I'm anticipating it won't rice too great and will be pretty tough.
I can live with one batch of bad experiment brownies.