1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
I have a troop of midgets that do that for me actually
2. What were you doing this morning at 8?
Searching all over for my troops dammit
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Caressing . . . . Uh yeah caressing
4. What are you wearing right now?
I left a ladder outside the window did you not use it
5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
I am mad at everyone
6. The last two people to say they loved you?
Yeah I am so not the lovable type
7. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
Oh yeah I didn’t put the ladder out there til afterwards huh
8. Are you happy with your living arrangements?
No I need lower windows for easier access
9. Last thing received in the mail?
It was in brown paper wrapping
10. Do you have any famous relatives?
Just myself
11. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Need I even answer this really
12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Demanded a strip search I did
13. How is your hair?
It’s very hair-ish today
14. How many different drinks have you had today?
Are we counting people in this?
15. What have you eaten today?
Again I ask are we counting people in this?
16. Are you any good at math?
I can count to 10
17. What did you do Friday night?
Sure as hell wasn’t what I wanted to do
18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Have you seen how pale I am? Do you think I go to the beach?
19. Are you taken for granted?
I am so NOT ever taken
20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes every time I don’t fall asleep for 48 hours straight
21. Do you like the ocean?
Eh, kinda salty and not in a good way
22. Did you stay friends with your ex's? friends!?
My ex’s didn’t have friends which is why they were attracted to me in the first place
23. What are you excited about?
More caressing
24. What did you do two nights ago?
Hmmm, phone sex
25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Killed em years ago thanks
26. Where do you keep your money?
In my vagina, hoping for a robbery soon
27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
I don’t do naughty . . . lmao
28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
I would rather not sleep with someone else
29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Give me a week and I’ll let you know
30. Would you make out with anyone on your friends list?
Better question is would any of them make out with me because I am always open . . . hehehe
