1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Rent. Might as well drive down the highway and throw money out the window.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Probably at home. If anyone wants to take me out, my number is 867-5309.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
A few weeks ago actually. I got into a fight with vodka and vodka kicked my ass. Don't mess with vodka.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
I prefer things at lower levels that won't cause as much injury should I dance poorly and fall. Like chairs. Or the floor.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
That one lady at that one school I went to way back when, Mrs. Whatshernuts.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
A nap sounds good. A nap always sounds good.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A veterinarian so I could makes sick aminals better. After age 15, I probably changed my mind a bajillion times.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Two. Third time's a charm, I suppose.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It was the shirt nearest to my hand when I reached into the closet.
10. Gas prices?
I'm in Canada. Of course they can't be good.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
I'd move back to Minnesota.. or even anywhere in the states right about now. You can come with if you can fit in my pocket and stay quiet while I go through customs.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
My alarm is a dog.. and it had to pee.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Probably "Mmmmm.. sleep goooooood".
14. What purchase made you feel like you were officially an adult?
The first car my parents didn't help me pick out.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Boxers/boxer briefs.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Folding laundry and putting it away. I don't mind washing and drying. Anyone wanna go halfsies?
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
I volunteer my time to you people.. isn't that enough?
18. Why/how did you choose your current career?
I am a domestic engineer until I can work in this here country.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
There are way too many good ones to only have one favorite. The same can be said for so many things.
20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Too many things come to mind.
21. Have you found real love yet?
Yesh.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
After my siblings all turned 18.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Labyrinth.. but that's also my favorite movie ever.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey for me, turkey for you, let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
Popcorn shrimp FTW.
26. Beach or lake?
A beach at a lake.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No, but it isn't for everybody.
28. Favorite guilty pleasure?
I quit smoking, so now I feel guilty about nothing. That was my favorite thing to do, too.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Pffft. Like I care what you knobs think about the movies I like.
31. How do you determine where you stand politically?
I spin in circles really fast and then stop and see which animal I pin the tail on.. aka I don't give a rat's ass.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
I don't listen to the Village People much.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Damsels in distress.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Very few people from high school are worth running into.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
I'm not sure. There's always a CD in the deck. I need to get satellite radio.
36. Norm or Cliff?
NORM!
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Family Guy.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
No regrets, only learning experiences.
39. Do you have kids, why or why not?
I have a stepdaughter. No babies of my own yet.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
The person that works for FritoLay and takes away all the good kinds of chips. Jalapeño Cheddar is good, you bastid!
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
John Cusack, Adam Sandler, Jason Lee, Johnny Knoxville, Nick Swardson, and April Margera.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
None.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
I've never used a fire extinguisher for any purpose, but I think it's cool in the movies when they're used to knock people out. I might have to try that someday.
44. Last book you read for real?
I'm reading Catch 22.
45. Do you vote?
Only for school referendums and the like.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
In the shower.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Santa Monica.
48. Do you go to church? Why or why not?
Only for weddings and funerals. I believe that every place is an acceptable place for prayer.. I don't need to go to church to do it.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
A new career. I'm thinkin' about opening up a brothel house. You in?
50. Just how OLD are you?
I just turned 27. Hyuck, hyuck.
