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Jonathan626537's blog: "Rants"

created on 10/24/2006  |  http://fubar.com/rants/b17588

I'm bankrupt!!!

What have you done here? >>>Smoked Weed - £10 >>>Did Acid - £5 >>>Ever had sex at church - £25 >>>Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to >>>you-£40 >>>Had sex with someone you met on Internet - £25 >>>Had sex for money - £100 >>>Vandalised something - £20 >>>Had sex on your parents' bed - £10 >>>Beat up someone - £20 >>>Been jumped - £10 >>>Crossed dressed - £10 >>>Given money to stripper - £25 >>>Been in love with a stripper - £20 >>>Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - £0.10 >>>Hit on someone of the same sex while at work - £15 >>>Ever drive drunk - £20 >>>Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - £50 >>>Used toys while having sex - £30 >>>Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - £20 >>>Went skinny dipping - £5 >>>Had sex in a pool - £20 >>>Kissed someone of the same sex - £10 >>>Had sex with someone of the same sex - £20 >>>Cheated on your significant other - £10 >>>Masturbated- £10 >>>Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close >>>friend - £20 >>>Done oral- £5 >>>Got oral- £5 >>>Done/got oral in a car while it was moving - £25 >>>Stole something - £10 >>>Made a dirty home video - £15 >>>Had a threesome - £50 >>>Had sex outdoors - £20 >>>Been in the same room while someone was having sex - £25 >>>Had sex with someone over 10 years older - £20 >>>Had sex with someone under 10 years younger - £25 >>>Been in love with two people or more at the same time - £50 >>>Said you love someone but didn't mean it - £25 >>>Went streaking - £5 >>>Went streaking in broad daylight - £15 >>>Been arrested - £5 >>>Spent time in jail - £15 >>>Peed in the pool - £0.50 >>>Played spin the bottle - £5 >>>Done something you regret - £20 >>>Had sex with your best friend - £20 >>>Had sex with someone you work with at work - £25 >>>Had anal sex - £80 >>>Lied to your significant other - £5 >>>Lied to your significant about the sex being good - £25 >>> >>> >>>Tally it up your fine, >>> >>>When you are done, repost it with "My fine is £........"
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