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created on 10/23/2006  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b16843

I'm 47% Virgin

Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% Virgin. If you don't repost this in the next two minutes, You will be cursed and die a virgin! lowest number u have then more you've done! Or if you're not a virgin you'll never get laid again. 1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. gotten/given a handjob. 8. gotten/given a blowjob. 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend 15. Been to prom. 16. Cried at school 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 18. Went streaking. 19. Given or receieved a lap dance 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room PERCENTAGE SO FAR:86 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house. 23. Kissed a stranger. 24. Hugged a stranger. 25. Went scuba diving. 26. Driven a car 27. Gotten an x-ray. 28. Hit by a car. 29. Had a party - 30. Done serious drugs. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80 31. Played strip poker/another strip game. 32. Got paid to strip for someone. 33. Run away from home. 34. Broken a bone. 35. Eaten sushi. 36. Bought porn. 37. Watched porn. 38. Made porn. 39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 40. Been in love. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76 41. Frenched kissed. 42. Laughed so hard you cried 43. Cried yourself to sleep 44. Laughed yourself to sleep 45. Stabbed/cut yourself. 46. Shot a gun 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 50. Watched an animal die PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69 51. Watched a person die. 52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. 53. Pranked somebody 54. Put somebody in the hospital. 55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. 56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. 57. Dressed punk. 58. Dressed goth. 59. Dressed preppy. 60. Been to a motocross race. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67 61. Avoided somebody 62. Been stalked. 63. Stalked someone. 64. Met a celebrity. 65. Played an instrument. 66. Ridden a horse. 67. Cut yourself 68. Bungee jumped. 69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 70. Been to a wild party PERCENTAGE SO FAR:63 71. Got caught stealing something. 72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. 73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 74. Gone out with your friend's crush. 75. Got arrested 76. Been pregnant. 77. Babysat. 78. Been to another country. 79. Started your house on fire. 80. Had an encounter with a ghost. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58 81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. 83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. 85. Sat on your butt all day. 86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 87. Had a job. 88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 89. Been called a whore 90. Danced like a whore PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53 91. Been mistaken for a teacher. 92. Been in a car accident 93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. 94. Been told you have beautiful hair. 95. Raped somebody. 96. Danced in the rain. 97. Been rejected. 98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 100. Been raped Percentage Total:47
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