Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our Days
>interesting.
>
>Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to go to the News Stand
>for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments. I was only in
>there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a
>parking ticket.
>I said to him, 'Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do than
>write a retired person a ticket? Why aren't you out chasing crooks or
>child molesters...that's out of your league, obviously!!!
>He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He
>glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called
>him 'Barney Fife'.
>
>He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
>Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more
>I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
>
>Personally, I didn't care..... I came downtown on the bus. The car that he
>was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'OBAMA in '08.'
>I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
>to my health!
