I hate Ninjas because they are sneaky bastards. The real problem is that there are no more Samurais. When there were still a lot of Samurais around, Ninjas were well employed. Now that they do not have their nemesis around they are bored and need to find ways to keep themselves trained and entertained. And of course since they are well hidden, no one knows how to hire them
Shame on you Ninjas. You could have made your services available and taken out Saddam. We could have hired a bunch of Ninjas to find Osama bin Laden. Think of the American lives we could have saved.
But instead of working toward the common good, Ninjas spend their time hiding keys and creating mischief. Now I know that sneaking into my home, hiding my keys, and getting back out without getting shot in the ass is quite a feat, but is not the best use of their skills. I understand that it is like the Native American tradition of counting coup. But come on.
Yes I will post this because I am not afraid of Ninjas. My blog is my soapbox and about me venting about things that bother me. So I will post whatever I want about Ninjas with no fear.
That is why I hate Ninjas. Well that and I hate having to fix the holes in my wall from throwing stars all the time.
