A while ago I wrote a blog about how I hate ninjas, a few days later I was talking to someone who really got me thinking. Ninjas are sneaky, and have been honing their skills by hiding your keys and the remote and such. But what could they really do to keep up their skills?
They hire out their skills right? They were spies and assassins right? And the US is the most powerful and technologically advanced country in world right? Well I figured it out. Ninjas have been hiding Osama Bin Laden. Think about it, it makes perfect sense.
We have all kinds of cool satellites and cool gear, we have put out HUGE rewards and have scoured the region looking for him. People like to mention how he is 6’5” and traveling with a dialysis machine. You would think that would stand out. How does he keep evading us? Ninjas, that’s how. Osama Bin Laden has hired ninjas to keep him hidden.
That is okay, we can use that against them. Now instead of trying listen in on cell phone conversations we need to use our satellites to look for trees that look like they have been cut down while used for sword practice. Our spy satellites can read the time on a wrist watch, surely they can scan for throwing stars that have been dropped along the trails. When we put guys in the field, they should look for the tracks left by their special ninja sandals.
We will use the very people that he is using to hide and protect him against him. So either we find him through his ninjas, or he gets rid of the ninjas, and we find him once he is no longer under their protection.
Damn ninjas.
