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Ford's blog: "Understanding Me"

created on 09/12/2007  |  http://fubar.com/understanding-me/b128083  |  1 followers

I hate Klover...

If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way. 1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 4:32AM 2. How do you like your steak?-- well done, crispy even, low fat 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?--Titanic..yes, last time i went to at theater on any date.. 4. What is your favorite TV show?-- Star Trek, pick one, X-Files, Law and Order SVU and CI.. all CSIs 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?--in top of Gillian Anderson when she looked like she did in 1998 6. What did you have for breakfast?--pills and needle 7. What is your favorite cuisine?-- American BBQ, bitches.. 8. What foods do you dislike?-- liver and anything with maggots coming out.. 9. Favorite Place to Eat?-- at the Y, yeah... 10. Favorite dressing?-- zesty italian lite.. home made.. 11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?--FORD TRUCK.. duh. 12. What are your favorite clothes?--silk Scooby Doo boxers 13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?--Gillian Anderson's thighs... in 1998 14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?-- i drank ALL the beer, fuckers... 15. Where do you want to retire?--at the garage... 18 bucks a pop to re-tire my truck.. 16. Favorite time of day?-- when the kids are sleeping... so quiet... and porn.. 17. Where were you born?--outta my momma's puss... 18. What is your favorite sport to watch?--WWE... 19. Who do you think will not tag you back-- everyone ignores me... 20. Person you expect to tag you back first?-- myself.. my hand likes me a lot.. 21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?--*shrugs* 22. Bird watcher?-- are you? *sticks up middle finger* 23. Are you a morning person or a night person?-- both... depends on the day or week and what's happening.. 24. Do you have any pets?--my kids.. d'oh.. 25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?-- Klover wants to give me a rim job...but she doesn't know it yet... shhhh 26. What did you want to be when you were little?-- be an artist...sighs.. 27. What is your best childhood memory?-- playing with my G. I. Joes in the half dug gopher hole in the tall grass.. 28. Are you a cat or dog person?-- neither.. 29. Are you married?-- depends if it's legal in your state... otherwise i can't say... 30. Always wear your seat belt?-- yes 31. Been in a car accident?-- yes 32. Any pet peeves?-- yeah... like when that there dumb animal jumped under my tires when i was coming at'em at 97mph...i just hate that.. 33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?-- ham, green & red pepper, burger, sausage, onion, green and black olive 34. Favorite Flower?-- lilacs... shut yo' holes.. 35. Favorite ice cream?--whatever i'm licking offa her... 36. Favorite fast food restaurant?-- Hooters.. 37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?-- never 38. From whom did you get your last email?-- Publisher's Clearing House Online.. 39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?-- bitches ran me so broke that i can never have a credit card.. 40. Do anything spontaneous lately?-- yes...hannah montana just looked so.. so.. um.. wait, what? 41. Like your job?-- hand jobs, blow jobs.. they all good to me.. recieving, not giving, futards.. 42.Like Broccoli?-- yes.. raw 43. What was your favorite vacation?-- the back of my old truck with a kegs of booze, out behind the place i used to work at but was canned for fucking the boss's wife.. and daughter.. sister, too.. 44. Last person you went out to dinner with?-- Sarah, my ex-fiancee.. in 2004 45. What are you listening to right now?-- *fap fap fap* 46. What is your favorite color?-- black, blood red, blues... 47. How many tattoos do you have?-- real ones? none.. 48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?-- none ,i wasn't tagged either..wait.. Peacy did, that bastid.. 49. What time did you finish this quiz?-- 9:00 pm sharp 50. Coffee Drinker?-- coffee guzzler..
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