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i had a dream!!!

ok now let me get this straight cuz i just woke up after that god damn seizure...

i was dreaming..

i had a dream that my neighbors behind my house were shooting at me with a shotgun.

and for some reason none of the blasts hit me.

point blank too.

i was confused and freaked out though.

so i pulled out a .357 and started shooting blindly out to the backyard.

buck shot kept shooting back at me.

i could see the fcukers shooting but i couldnt hit em back.

they werent touching me either.

i was telling people in the house we were being shot at and i got looked at like i was nuts.

as shotgun fire kept zipping past me.

blasting out windows and almost hitting my dog.

i was determined to end these lunatics but for some reason i couldnt get to em.

it seemed like hours but i did sleep for about last 6 hours so maybe this dream did last that long.

eventually i stopped shooting back and stayed confined to my room.

watching their next move.

i figured if bullets wouldnt hit em...i'll throw rocks.

so i grabbed a handful of rocks sitting outside my room and launched em at the guys.

as they were having a bbq? and didnt seem to be paying attention that they were just trying to kill me.

haha and so every rock that was in my hand that i tossed, hit each person!

i remember vividly that i cracked some guy's head open with a perfect shot.

then i proceeded to lock myself in my room as i heard them scream and yell about where the counter attack came from.

after that...i went into the kitchen and made some pizza.

i have no clue why i had that dream or do i have any idea why those events happened.

but i remembered it and woke up in a flash!

now im writing about my weird ass dream i had.

i guess thats a perk from having an epileptic brain.

...have a seizure, pass out, have dreams about people shooting me.

sounds normal.

haha

 

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