My horoscope was lame today:

Today, michelle, you might discover a new psychic talent that you may not have tapped before: the power of mind over matter. This may also involve spiritual healing. There is also the ability to see what lies beneath the surface of a person's mind. These abilities could be a bit disconcerting if they aren't trained, so try to find a psychic development class if there's one in your area. A friend who's done something similar could be of assistance.

so i am writing a new one:

happy Birthday you fucking awesome Taurus! Your cup runneth over with delicous coffee as you enjoy that amazing strawberry parfait your sister and brother in law got you. Sleep late and let your dog enjoy your new backyard because lazy is the theme today. Friends from near and far will lavish you with fu gifts. And when you finally return home after your St. Pete vaca you will find a lovely care package from Perfectly Inked.

Thank you soooooo much for the bling and the fubucks and the awesome kind words.

funniest quote of the day:

sister: i want some wine with my manicure

bro-in-law: sounds like you already got some whine.

guess you had to be there.