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Celtic Hells Angel's blog: "I am woman"

created on 02/03/2007  |  http://fubar.com/i-am-woman/b51495

I am woman

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee And I can justify any shopping spree. I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles at any cost, And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late I don't watch movies with lots of gore Don't need instant replay to remember the score. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem with Expressing my feelings I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling . Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick? Have A Fun Filled Day It's Great To Be A Woman
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