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I. Am. Soo0oO0. Bad

I've been soo good..for so long. No splurging..or selfindulgence..ok cept for weed and few Burt's Bees Goodies.. I can't help it! They're just my FAV!! I've even went with the total piece of shit crap phone for a year! I cashed the check finally..and just went nuts! LMAO We went to the new indian place ( 5 spices, it's *so* divine) I love that it is Nov. and we can still lunch out on the patio and the weather is beautiful. I got a new phone, el wootiness, a cam on it & all (no moto-mixer though damnit) Then we went to garners..and the madness began! $150! ONE HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS on essential oils (patchouli, myrhh and ginger OH MY) another burts bees facial kit, vitamins, rose water, lavender and patchouli soap and all sorts of great ingredients! LOL I prob won't make a dime back on any it, I'll likely use all this pampering myself and making gifts. But hell! I DESERVE IT!! More slumlord drama, I finally talked to the "new owner". The property "manager" bitch/lady apparently got her panties in a knot when I demanded a deadbolt on our door, and felt that was more important than a new fridge at the moment, (already late in being here) and cuz her boyfriend (idiot) got his feelings hurt when I informed him not only was I not wiccan, I was Pagan, and no they were not the same, and yes Gerald Gardner was a fucking loon and ol Aleister was a JoKe. I loathe a damn wiccan. Do not take one look around my apartment and presume to think you know a fucking thing about me. Bring out the gothy wiccans with pitchforks! The crazy witch is blaspheming again! Fuck Tards. That's all I'll say about that. So anyway she tried to give us eviction papers cuz I said if we don't get a fridge, I'll go to rent a center and they'll get the $200 I owe and, from now on if I have to rent something, it comes off the rent. Then she tried to get snippy..Ha-! So I called the new guy, poor sap, got ripped off buying this hellhole pluz no one is paying rent & half the ppl get their power through them, so they're living free every which way. I told him we were in the process of moving anyway, & we were not one of the problem tenants and that he needed new "help". Needless to say, even w.o him speaking/understanding much English, before we hung up, I asked if we needed to call a lawyer today, or start packing, he started laughing. Alot. I hate idiots, and the shit that goes on around here is truly enough to make a saint swear. So now I'll get to go rounds with this stupid cunt again (though she was trying to conspire with me toward the end too) because everyone has to take things so personal. (but the new owner guy sounds sexy as hell ) I'm not here to make friends, we moved here to try to save money & have a place where numbnuts'ss dog could stay. I don't need this woman liking me, or make a change here. Because we're moving soon anyway. I shouldn't have to be the one to call this man long distance and say look...honey I do feel bad FOR you, but I have no sympathy dude! You're a dumbass & or were greedy and didn't investigate your investment. I HATE IT, honey. You goin just have to pick yaself up by the bootstraps and get with the program. Sue the shit out of duane moorhead for being a scheming leacherous slumlord and accept what you bought. *WE* try not to be intrusive, we just deserve certain rights. Geezzzzzus Amazing how a few well timed well aimed words can change a person's attitude! This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 84% on grit Higher than 37% on wit Higher than 91% on flair Higher than 0% on class Barbara Stanwyck You scored 30% grit, 23% wit, 57% flair, and 4% class! You're a tough dame, a bit of a spitfire, and you can even be a little dangerous, but you do it with such flair that almost all is forgiven (and even when it's not, you're still the most interesting woman in the room). You can be witty and charming, all right, but you have a tough streak that keeps you focused and sometimes deadly. You've had quite a climb to get where you are, but you're a hard worker and you mostly deserve all you get...and then some. You might end up destroying everything around you, but you must admit...you've got style. Your leading men include Henry Fonda, Fred MacMurray, and when you forget yourself, Gary Cooper.
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