I have braved
Hideousness
Lies
Cowardice
I am incapable of those
Because I am RUDE
Question myself constantly
Logically
And speeeeeeeeelunk right brain when required
Never annoyed by the seaweed that
Slaps my face
And gets tangled in my gear
That is just what happens
Spelunking
I am 50
I know of what I speak
Take me on out of hubris
I will destroy you
Take me on out of naivete
I will give you enough rope to hang yourself
Generously
If you all knew how much I hated you
For your redolence
For your lack of curiosity
For your fucking blatant, provable stupidity
Humans
Luckily I have Alien friends
Who at the very least tolerate my presence
Without jealousy
Without malice
Because like me
They know that those roads are
Not dignified
HONOR FREE
I use the word HONOR on purpose
Why I can so easily destroy an honor free
Individual
I am doing the planet a favor
Hold up that mirror
You KNOW that I can see you
DO NOT fuck with me