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28, Male, Portage, IN

Name:Jeremy
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1 If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2 I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3 If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4 How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5 I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

7 Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

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12 Can I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

13 I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

14 How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.

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