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PITA BUNNY's blog: "LAUGH UR AZZ OFF!!!"

created on 09/19/2006  |  http://fubar.com/laugh-ur-azz-off/b3889  |  2 followers

HUMPBACK AND HAIRLIP

There was this bar with a hump back bartender waiting on customers. In walks a guy with a hairlip.. Hairlip: how you doing sir? Humpback: fine sir and what can i get for you? Hairlip: how much is your VO? Humpback: that's $ 5.00 a shot. Hairlip: $ 5.00 a shot!! DAMN buddy that aweful high.. i can't afford that!! Hairlip: well how much is your gin? Humpback: $ 4.00 a shot. Hairlip: $4.00! $4.00! a shot are you out your fucking mind? I ain't paying that!! danm bubby!! you gotta do better than that... Hairlip: well how much is your beer? Humpback: $3.00 a glass. Hairlip: $3.00!! $3.00!!! a glass!! you must be fucking stupid!! Ain't no damn body going to pay that price for a beer!! Hairlip: well sir i can't buy anything in here but i just want you to know that I sure thank you for not making fun of me being a hairlip and all 'cause so many people do.. you have been a real gentleman!! Humpback: yes sir and i'm glad you did not make fun of me being a humpback. Hairlip: humpback!??! humpback!?? that's a hump on your back?? Damn bubby i thought that was your ass 'cause everything else is so high in here!!!
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