1. 'Friends don't let their friends take home a ugly men' - Women's restroom in Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
2. 'Remember, it's not, "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"' - rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. Remember
3. 'No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit!' - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
4. 'Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! -Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
5. 'A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!' - Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
6. 'No wonder you always go home alone.' - sign over mirror in Men's restroom at Beverly Hills, CA
7. 'Beauty is only a light switch away!' -Perkins Library restroom, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
8. 'Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.' -The Irish Times, Washington, DC
9. 'It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.' - written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
10. 'If voting could really change things, it would be illegal!' - From Revolution Books, New York, New York
11, 'Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!' -Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
12. 'Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light!' -- The Janitor
13. 'What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands!' - Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
