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You Will Be an Unconventional Bride!
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You're probably the type of girl who never considered getting married - until you met *him*
You're not a big fan of white dresses, church weddings, or cheesy DJ's
That's okay - you'll do it your way... whether that means a Vegas wedding or guys as bridesmen
While you may not toss the bouquet (or have anyone to toss it to), it will still be the most romantic day of your life!

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You Are Elmo
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Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!

You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.

You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.

How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!"

How old do u act?

You Act Like You Are 19 Years Old
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You are a teenager at heart. You don't quite feel like a grown up yet, but you don't feel like a kid.
You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

You're quite rebellious, and you don't like being told what to do. You like to do things your way.
You have your own unique style, taste in music, and outlook on life.

Lazy Days on Sunday

First person under ' J' on your cell phone? Jimbeaux What's the most interesting thing that happened to you today? Free Beer If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do? Run Hows your ex doing? I think he hooked up with a trailer trash blond ho, who is like 16 If someone hit you, what would you do? Shoot Do you know anyone whose name starts with a Z? No Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence? Myself If your ex came up to you and apologized for something they did wrong, what would you say? Fuck Off When is the last time you touched drumsticks? Like Never Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? yes Have you ever flirted with a friends crush? Yes Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Bobby What are you listening to? TV What are you excited about? Summertime, parties, cock Seven days from now will you be in a relationship? Not Likely Last movie you watched? What Women Want Anyone crushing on you? Yea about a couple hundred guys Has anyone ever sang to you? Yes, I even have my own song Has anyone ever given you roses? yes If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? Yea, only if i had a cell phone, tent, coffee, and delivery service Who do you text the most? everybody How do you make your money? I work at a hotel What is your favorite color? black What color are your eyes? blue What is a compliment you receive often? Omg your so hot, your eyes r so sexy- generic! Who was the last person to say they loved you and when? My kids Do you like your parents? No Why did your last relationship end? nope, not getting into this one Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone? my kids Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep? neither- drink Do you look more like your mom or your dad? my mother How long does it take you to shower? It depends if im shaving or not. If i am 25 min, if not15 Are you flexible? yes What did you do on New Years Eve? got drunk and blew three guys Can you speak any other language than English? no What is the last letter of your middle name? m How many hours of sleep did you get last night? 4 Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Always. Are you scared of flying? no What do you sleep in? depends Do you like funny people or serious people? Funny, serious people dont realy like me. What do you have planned for tonight? drinks and bobby Is the last person you kissed older than you? I forget- its hard to keep track now a days Do you prefer myspace or socialsplash? what the hell is socialsplash Do you have a favorite item of clothing? My tight black tank top. it makes my boobs look perky and it is very slimming. its the magic shirt! Do you like messages or comments better? I dont really care, i just like to decorate my page. Last movie you saw in theaters? I dont know , i think i was giving head Last thing you ate? Subway What was last thing you drank? Miller light Are you happy right now? Yes but bored If you could have one thing right now what would it be? My kids Who makes you happiest right now? me What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping Are you left handed? no What is the last thing you thought cock When is your birthday? August 22

My Superhero Name

Your Superhero Profile
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Your Superhero Name is The Dark Monkey
Your Superpower is Vampirism
Your Weakness is Toilet Paper
Your Weapon is Your Star Belt
Your Mode of Transportation is Rainbow

I Am Las Vegas

You Are Las Vegas
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Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.
You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.
You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning.

Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy

boys

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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Daddy's Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom. And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart" With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far You see he was a firefighter and died just this past year When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and she saw him there that day. And to her mothers amazement, she witnessed with surprise A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

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