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How to Understand a Man

Steps Be ready for sloppy finances. Most men forget to pay bills, have money stashed away and don't mind spending a lot of money on gadgets. They will make a great impression on a woman about their finances early in the relationship, only for her to find out later that the money isn't what it seems. Prepare yourself for a double standard when it comes to looks. Men don't care too much about their pot bellies; yet they will criticize a woman for being overweight. These same men lose their hair and aren't mindful of their breath after they have gotten to know you. Keep it real. Guys aren't big on using tons of personal products. Deodorant? Yes! Hair Stuff? Maybe. They mostly believe natural is the best, and they love it when girls act the same. Sure, you look great when you take time to put on a little lip gloss or a touch of mascara, but you've got know when to stop. A woman whose face is covered in sparkles and hair so stiff a tornado couldn't budge it just isn't pretty to most men. Let him enjoy his hobbies, like sports. If you want to rub him the wrong way real fast, talk to him while a game is on or tie up his day shopping when the game is about to start and you may find yourself without a man. Try talking about your family issues, money woes and boss on the job. If your man truly cares about you, he will offer his opinion on what you should do. It's not that you want his advice, it's just that he is programmed to problem solve and he will do just that if you don't warn him before you tell the story that you don't need his advice. Get physical. Most men have this desire to be playfully physical with you, each other or by themselves. For example, shadow boxing, wrestling, shoving, weight lifting, running or simply clicking the remote. Some men still haven't grown up and will enjoy making you a part of their playfulness for instance, pulling hair, slapping a butt, streaking, etc. Accept his other female friends and acquaintances. Many men do a lot of talking with at least one female whether in the family or someone on the job. This is the person who knows just about everything about you. When he bought jewelry, clothes or some other gift for you, the woman on the job or the female relative more than likely was the one he consulted with before he made the purchase. If it wasn't either of those women, it was definitely the sales clerk. There are a few men out there who just won't talk to any woman other than his wife or girlfriend about any personal issues, but those men are hard to find. Watch how you dress. Sexy attire to men spells sex. If you are wearing a mini-skirt and your breasts are protruding out, it is hard for a man to think about anything else. Don't give him the wrong impression, if you aren't interested in sex. Let him do the talking. Ever notice how guys don't talk a lot, especially when it comes to talking about themselves? They don't feel like it's totally necessary for everyone to know everything, like what they ate for lunch or what they dreamed about the night before. And it's likely that they don't want to know every tiny thing about you. Instead of talking about yourself all the time, try waiting until he asks a question. Keep in mind that clothes aren't the most important thing in the world. Ever seen a guy burst into tears because his best friend is wearing the same shirt? Or, because he couldn't get a sweatshirt in the right shade of blue? Never! They just don't usually function that way. Don't be surprised if that have a hard time empathizing when you freak out because another woman has the same dress as you do at your cousin's wedding! Ask, don't assume. If a man wants to know how you're feeling, he'll usually ask. Females think they have a "sixth sense" about guys, so they read into everything: If he's quiet, it means he doesn't like you. If he looks at another girl, you're about to get dumped. If he doesn't email you back right away, its over, Right? No Way! Calm down, take a deep breath and if you still just have to know what's going on in his head, ask the dude. Don't bother gossiping with him. Despite what you might think, guys don't really gossip, especially about girls. They might tell a close friend they're crushing on a chick, but guys don't usually get all chatty and spread rumors. Guys know how to keep info on the down low and you should too. If you think gossiping about people makes you look popular and cool, most guys will just think you are shallow and petty. Leave cloning in the lab. Some fellas are super-tight with their pals, but you'll notice they always give each other enough space to be themselves. It's great to have a best friend, but its also OK to do something on your own--like joining a club different form your pals. It's good to have experience different form your friends. It makes you way more interesting. In other words, guys aren't keen on why a woman would attach herself at the hip to a friend as if they're Siamese twins. Eat when you're hungry. When a guy's hungry, he says, "I'm hungry," then he eats--the end. Men typically think it's silly when girls talk about food/diets/calories all the time. It gets really old really fast. They also appreciate a gal who eats normally--that means no starving yourself, and no obsessing endlessly over the size of your thighs. So eat lunch and stop talking about it already. The worst that can happen is that you'll quit focusing on negative energy on your body image, and soon you'll be feeling more positive and confident--and guys won't think you're a wannabe stick figure. Tips Be yourself
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