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Maggie's blog: "This and That"

created on 02/19/2007  |  http://fubar.com/this-and-that/b57200
Sorry, I just had to save this for posterity! It comes to my Blog by way of the Mumms, as written by Vonnie. This just sounded a little too familiar, funny as it is *snicker*! Is it really you? What are the warning signs that your CT lover isn't entirely truthful about who they are? A friend and I have compiled a few (obvious but still annoying) problems from our so called "friends" in the past. (Kenny, baby, this does not pertain to you in the least! Love u ;-P) 1. Their cell phone only works during work hours - no signal at their house! 2. They don't have a home phone (yet they have the internet at home???) 3. You are always on Cam and they don't have one!!!!!! (its broken, have to buy a new one, dog chewed my cord!) 4. They mysteriously hang up during phone sex or serious chat session. Due to a dead battery - Ever hear of a charger butthead!! 5. Your conversations get cut short cause they get kicked out of the IM (alot!) Only to return and apologize the next day -due to (power went off, computer froze up, dog chewed the cord) 6. Other people leave comments on their page about how fucking awesome they are, and how they cannot wait to meet them in person. (aww don't be jealous I'm just a flirt - we're just friends!) 7. They only ever refer to you as honey, baby, sweetie, hun, darlin, ect., never by your real name. (at least give me an original pet name!) 8. They are never available on IM but you see that they are on CT. 9. While on CT they ignore you, for hours on end. 10. They never leave you any comments on your page, only private messages. (hmmmm) 11. They don't mention your name anywhere on their description of "about me" even though you are the one they want to spend their life with. At best he has a "I have met someone special" - leaves that door wide open! 12. They say "I love you" after a few chats without breaking into a cold sweat, (really now!) Are these problems you are having? Got any to add? Can't wait to hear what ya got!
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