You can tell how a man makes love... A man and a woman were about to go into his house after the first date, and before he could open his door, the woman said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." The man says, "Well, give me some examples." The woman proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me." "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then the woman said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" The man proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."