J Monster's blog: "How To Play Cee-lo (Make quick cash in "da hood"!)"

Call me a hater. I DON'T GIVE A ****! Dig a hole and bury yourself. '09 is sneakin' up and it's not the time to hold back. NSFW all the losers with garbage game. Go learn some new *ish or masturbate for life. NSFW all the wankstaz who swear they're playas / pimps / hustlas: --- You're NOT a playa. Didn't you learn from Bill Bellamy, asshole? What the NSFW happened to that guy anyway? Have you seen him lately? --- The Bishop Magic Don Juan is a pimp. You're NOT. Take a look at him! GREEN FOR THE MONEY & GOLD FOR THE HONEYS!!! --- Hustla wanna be's. OMG, please stop. There's no real money in the "hustle" game any more, unless you're doing it big. That garbage NSFW you call haze ain't nuthin' but some backyard boogie. Besides, you get yourself an oz. and honestly believe you're going to run the city? Are you f*****' serious? We'll find out in the near future how many times you got arrested in a school zone for possessing a few nicks, dimes and $20 sacks you f*****' loser. You'll never be a cocaine cowboy. You can't even imitate a fictional character like Nino Brown! You'll never run your own "Carter"! --- So called gangstas are pathetic. Do me and everyone else a favor. Die some somewhere. Please. I really believe that a lot of ya'll got insecurity issues. Go see a counselor and stop using that red and/or blue bandana as an excuse. Got a problem with that? Kill me. It'll get you some stripes... Bang for a reason, not recognition. R.I.P. to the true G's who died for what they believed, never false flag'n. Everybody and their grandma rap now. The market is flooded. Fuck what Nas says, Hip-Hop isn't dead. Don't go and blame the South for all the music that's out now. Let them handle their business and make money. People change, times have changed. What does that mean to you? Adapt! It's very sad to know that many of you females lowered your standards. If I could shed tears, I'd make a river from Plainfield to the Atlantic. Man can't find a good woman. He keeps runnin' into hoodrats. Woman can't find a good man. She meets idiots with cruel intentions. Maybe that's the problem... We're all searching for something that isn't there... Hold up, wait... maybe he/she is right in front of us... I don't know, you tell me. Whatever the situation may be, chickenheads & jerks are getting what they want. Why can't the gentlemen and sweet ladies get what they deserve? Nice guys finish last. I guess... By the way, where's Stacey Dash? Somebody please give me a clue! I'm older now and I want to put my bid in. I'd love to run into her sexy ass somewhere. I'd take her out to eat... LOL! Doesn't it make sense to simply put that condom on? Come on now, you can get a 12 pack from Target for $5 and some change. Think about it___ $5 or my life? I'd pay the $5 because I really give a NSFW. LOL! It seems that nothing is the same any more. In fact, what is nothing? Think about it... ~Je'rod

Cee-lo (sometimes spelled cilo, celo, c-lo, or cee-low) is a game of chance played with three six-sided dice. The game is stereotypically played in hood settings such as alleys or stoops. Each game involves two or more players. A bet amount is decided upon and each player puts that amount in the pile or pot. Each person then goes on to roll all three dice at once, and continues to do so until a recognized combination, or number, is rolled. The most common combination is two of the same number, and a third different number. The value of the roll is the third unique number. Say you roll and get 2 2 3...three is your number. You roll until you get something. If you roll and get the same number as your opponent you double the bet. The objective is to have the highest valued roll to win. However, there some special combinations: 1 2 3 (Ace Out!) - The loser The lowest possible roll. 4 5 6 (Cee-lo!) - The winner The highest possible roll. "Trips" If you roll three of the same number, this is known as rolling "trips". (111 222 333 444 555 666 beats any thing besides for a Trip of a higher number or 4 5 6) All other players must now roll a higher number with trips or 4 5 6 to win. If two or more players roll the same highest combination, a new round of the game begins between those players. Sometimes each one deposits twice as much money into the pot as he did in the previous round. The rolling process again occurs, with only those left in the game rolling. The game ends once there is a single winner in a round, with all the money in the pot going to them. Go make that money! Look out for "stick up kids" trying to rob the dice game and any police activity around your playing area. BEWARE: your opponent may take losing very hard so prepare for a gunfight after you win. Have fun! Good luck!