Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving
you a hard time!!!!!!!
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a
refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her
that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly,
the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY
NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran
away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained
the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a
refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY
NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and doing so draws an even
bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a
huff, the woman says, ...
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCR3WED!!"
The crowd broke into applause and the womans money was promptly refunded...
