How to Be a Pastafarian
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The worlds fastest growing religion!
Learn how to be a Pastafarian...
Steps:
~Realize that there exists a higher power
~Understand that the higher power is none other then The Flying Spaghetti Monster
~Wear pirate regalia as often as possible (pirates are divine beings)
~All Prayers end with "Ramen"
~Eat as much pasta as possible
~Read and reread the gospel of FSM whenever possible.
~ talk about the gospel of FSM with other Pastafarians.
~Be Kind to others english speeking people.
~DO NOT ask for $money$ in the name of FSM or Pastafarianisum.
TipsUnderstand that Pastafarians do not press their religion on others
Warnings, If you do try to convert others, stay away from Scientologists
Things You'll Need:
~Pirate Regalia.
~The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
~Belief.
~Faith in FSM.
~Friends that don't laugh at or make fun of you, if you talk about FSM and Pastafarians.
~An understanding of the Gospel of FSM.
Sources and Citations http://www.venganza.org/
Categories:Stub | Religion
AuthorsAnonymous, Tom, Horses4Ever, Nicole Willson, Jen, D4rkljcv73, Rob S, Jonathan E., Travis Derouin
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