A MEAN MOTHER NEVER ALLOWS CANDY OR SWEETS TO TAKE THE PLACE OF A WELL BALANCED MEAL . A MEAN MOTHER INSISTS ON KNOWING WHERE HER CHILDREN ARE AT ALL TIMES , WHO THEIR FRIENDS ARE AND WHAT THEY DO . A MEAN MOTHER BREAKS THE CHILD LABOR LAW BY MAKEING HER CHILDREN WORLK - WASHING DISHES , MAKEING BEDS , LEARNING TO COOK AND DOING OTHER CRUEL AND UNPLEASANT CHORES. A MEAN MOTHER MAKES LIFE MISERABLE FOR HER OFFSPRING BY INSISTING THAT THEY ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH . A MEAN MOTHER PRODUCES TEENAGERS WHO ARE WISER AND MORE SENSIBLE . A MEAN MOTHER CAN SMILE WITH SECRET DELIGHT AND PRIDE WHEN SHE HEARS HER OWN GRAND CHILDREN CALL THEIR PARENTS MEAN .
WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW ARE MORE MEAN MOTHERS ...