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How I got my new bed...

How I got my new bed.. Current mood: amused I have a funny story for y'all…and I'm really bored so its bloggin time lol.. For a bit (a while back) I was dating this guy named Justin. Justin had a bit of a jealous (I.e. psychotic) streak to him…when things started to get serious, he told me he wanted me to get rid of all my "sexy" stuff..any lingerie and stuff that I had ever worn with another guy. Ok number one..that shit is EXPENSIVE! And number two..well I just wasn't gonna do it lol. SO I just stuffed it inna bag and hid it lol. SO anyways..he pulls the same psycho trip about my bed lol says he doesn't want to sleep in a bed with me that I had been in with anybody else. So, one night, him, my (supposed) friend Rebecca (remember her from the other blog?) and I were all supposed to go out drinking together. We all went to my house and when he got there he had a brand spanking new bed in the back of his truck. Ok number one (again) I was in the mood to drink, not to move a fucking bed at 6 o' fucking clock at night. Number two..I LIKED my old bed, it was all broke in lol. SO we all get to moving shit..we took my old bed and moved it to my mom's (she had no problem sleeping in my bed and she's my MOM!), took her old bed out to the shed and FINALLY got my new bed in my room. Ok time to drink!! Already crabby after all this shit cuz I just wasn't in the fucking mood for it.. Hell I figured, he bought the bed, he can fuckin move it too…so anyways, we all start drinking at my house, my cousin Amanda shows up with some friends and we all get pretty snookered, not too bad yet tho..but the whole time he was being pissy, I was being pissy and things were getting really..pissy lol Was one of those nights ya just wanna say fuck you, go away, leave me alone lol. SO I (abruptly) decide "I'm going to the bar, I don't care who goes with me." SO I get ready in record time, and get ready to walk out the door and there's Justin and Becca right behind me. Amanda and her friends, I told them they could stay there and drink til we got back. SO then we get to the bar and there's some people there I know, so I say hi, blah blah blah Justin is getting pissier and pissier lol and finally gets to the point of telling me if I want to go home with some other guy to go right the fuck ahead…WHOAAAAA WTF are you talking about dude???? I did nothing but sit with him and Becca, away from everyone else…so he and I go outside to..discuss this lol. He grabs me by the arm and basically calls me a slut lol..I FLIP, yank my arm away from him and SCREAM at him (with the whole bar watching thru the windows) DON'T EVER FUCKING GRAB ME AGAIN. So he says he's leaving, and he won't be there when I get home..well fucking FINE skippy, I don't really give a fuck…so he leaves, and not even 2 minutes later, Becca tells me she has a family emergency and has to leave…hmmm sound fishy to you? (they ended up fuckin, he moved in with her, and they both can go to hell, lying motherfuckers) SO she leaves, whatever…I eventually go home, they're both gone, Amanda and her friends are gone..and I have a brand spanking new bed from the asshole that didn't wanna sleep in my old bed with me..and he never got to sleep in the new bed with me either HAHAHAHA How fucking funny is that????
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