todd55devoe's blog: "american idol"

THE TOP 8 LADIES OF THE IDOL 6


1) Jordin Sparks ('Heartbreaker,' by Pat Benetar -- Loves Football.) - I originally thought Jordin was a poor man's Lisa Tucker. Then, I thought Lisa Tucker was a poor man's Jordin Sparks.

Now?

I think Jordin Sparks is simply too young. Too Fresh. And too new.


2) Sabrina Sloan ('Don't Let Go,' by En Vogue -- Wanted to be the next Katie Couric/Ryan Seacrest.) - Sabrina's hair is very curly.



And her vocals? Not so curly.

In actuality, she was pretty darn flat.


3) Antonella Barba ('Put Your Records On,' by Corinne Bailey Rae -- Plays the violin.) - Girl! Turn your record off!

I'll also tell you my favorite song. It's any song that you're not singing.


4) Haley Scarnato ('If My Heart Had Wings,' by Faith Hill -- Used to be a gymnast until she broke herself.) - I didn't even bother paying attention during Haley's performance, because she's a total goner.


5) Stephanie Edwards ('Sweet Things,' by Rufus & Chaka Khan -- Used to be shy.) - I enjoy the Stephanie Edwards, but unfortunately I did not enjoy her performance. She was pitchy with a capital P.


6) LaKisha Jones ('I Have Nothing,' by Whitney Houston -- Terrified of animals. All of them.) - Best Idol-related "I Have Nothing" performance ever.

And that's saying something, because there's a lot of them.

A lot.


7) Gina Glocksen ('Call Me When You're Sober,' by Evanescence -- Has a lot of good luck charms.) - Eh.

I know Amy Lee, Gina.

And Madam Glocksen?

You are no Amy Lee.


8) Melinda 'The Timid Titmouse' Doolittle ('I Am Woman,' by Peggy Lee -- Has OCD.) - Simply Brilliant.

If I never see another Idol performance again, I will die a happy Idol fan. Melinda has fulfilled my every Idol hope. My every Idol wish. My every Idol dream.

She is an Idol goddess...in non-Kelly Clarkson/Frenchie Davis form.



judge jru votes

Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. LaKisha. Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. LaKisha.

Melinda.

M-E-L-I-N-D-A.

Melinda.


judge jru predicts

I would love to say Antonella is gonna go, but her tone deaf ass isn't going anywhere.

It's gonna be Haley. And either Sabrina or Stephanie.