1. Recently I went to a McDonald's, I saw a menu that you could have an order of 6, 9, or 12 chicken nuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager st the counter.
'You have don't?' I asked.
'No, we only have 6, 9, and 12.' was the reply.
'So I can't order have dozen nuggets, but I can order 6?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head & ordered 6 McNuggets.
2. I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they kept by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for a bar code so she could scan it. Not finding it she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her, 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue what happened.
3. A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing. She said she was shopping on the internet and they kept asking for her credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy'.
4. A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her child to the emergency room - the child had been eating ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the child some benadryl and he should be fine.
The mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer"
The dispatcher responded, "Rush him to the Emergency Room!!"
5. I recently saw a distraught woman crying beside her car.
"Do you need some help? I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should've replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think the store will have the right battery for this?(pointing at the convenience store)
'Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy," she answered as she handed it over with the keys.
As I manually unlocked the door, I replied, ' Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.'
6. Several years ago, we had an intern that wasn't too swift.
One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said that she was almost out of typing paper and asked what should she do. She was told to use the copier machine paper.
With that the intern took her last piece of blank paper and put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
7: I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
8: My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
9: Police in Radnor , PA , interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
"Life is tough ... it is tougher if you are stupid!!"
