STUPID CELEBRITY QUOTES
"Where's Austria?"
David Hasselhoff, Baywatch star, when told he has five gold albums as a singer in Austria.
"Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has has such a significance for so many."
David Hasselhoff
"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included."
Patrick Swayze
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
Roger Daltrey
"I feel my best when I'm happy."
Winona Ryder
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Miss Alabama at the 1994 Miss