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LIttle Johnny was 7 years old and like
other boys his age rather curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit
about 'making out' from the older boys,
and he wondered what it was
and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his
mother, who became rather flustered.
Instead of explaining things to Johnny,
she told him to hide behind the
curtains one night and watch his older
sister and her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning,
Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
a while, then he turned off most of the lights.
Then he started kissing and hugging her.
I figured 'Sis must be getting sick,
because her face started looking funny.
He must have thought so too, because he
put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as
smart as the doctor because he seemed to have
trouble finding her heart.
I guess he was getting sick too,
because pretty soon both of them started
panting and getting all out of breath.
His other hand must have been cold
because he put it under her skirt.
About this time 'Sis got worse and began
to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide
down toward the end of the couch.
This was when her fever started.
I knew it was a fever, because Sis
told him she felt really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making
them so sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his
pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and stood there, about 10 inches long,
honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand
to keep it from getting away.
When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her
eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and
she started calling out to God and stuff like that.
She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen;
I should tell her about the ones down at the
lake by our house!
Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the
eel by biting its head off.The eel spit on
her face a little bit and then, All of a
sudden she grabbed it with both hands
and held it tight while he took a
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it
over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she
could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying
on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a
fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and
her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess
they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
between them.
After a while they both quit moving and
gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up,
and sure enough, they killed the eel.
I knew because it just hung there, limp,
and some of its insides were hanging out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
from the battle, but they went back to courting
anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again.
By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up
and started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats- they have nine
lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up
and tried to kill it by sitting on it.
After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally
killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because
I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
off and flush it down the toilet.
So if you even grinned a little...
REPOST THIS!!! WITH THE TITLE
HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX
