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created on 02/22/2007  |  http://fubar.com/hotflash/b58170

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A DIFFERENT X-MAS POAM

A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold. Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child. "What are you doing?", I asked without fear, "Come in this moment, it's freezing out here. Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve. For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts, To the window that danced with a warm fire's light Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right, I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night." "It's my duty to stand at the front of the line, That separates you from the darkest of times. No one had to ask or beg or implore me." "I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me. My Gramps died at ' Pearl on a day in December,' Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers." "My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ' Nam ', And now it is my turn and so, here I am. I've not seen my own son in more than a while, But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile" Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, The red, white, and blue... an American flag. "I can live through the cold and the being alone, Away from my family, my house and my home." "I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat. I can carry the weight of killing another, Or lay down my life with my sister and brother." Who stand at the front against any and all, To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall." "So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright, Your family is waiting and I'll be all right." "But isn't there something I can do, at the least, "Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast? It seems all too little for all that you've done, For being away from your wife and your son." Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, "Just tell us you love us, and never forget. To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone, To stand your own watch, no matter how long." "For when we come home, either standing or dead, To know you remember we fought and we bled. Is payment enough, and with that we will trust, That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."

how women and men shower

How women shower: > > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to > lights and darks. > > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the > way, cover up any exposed areas. > > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more > sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. > > Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide > loofah and pumice stone. > > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins . > > Washyour hair again to make sure it's clean. > > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner. > > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. > > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse > conditioner off hair. > > Shave armpits and legs. > > Turn off shower. > > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. > > Spray mold spots with Tilex. > > Get out of shower. > > Dry with a towel the size of a small country. > > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. > > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see > husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: > > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a > pile. > > Walk naked to the bathroom. > > If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo- woo sound. > > Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your wiener > and scratch your butt. > > Get in the shower. > > Wash your face. > > Wash your armpits. > > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. > > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. > > Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. > > Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap. > > Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. > > Pee. > > Rinse off and get out of shower. > > Partially dry off. > > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the > whole time. > Admire wiener size in mirror again. > > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. > > Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off > towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. > > Throw wet towel on bed. > > > > If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, > there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! > > Oh, and...woo-woo! >

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