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It's as American as apple pie, and the reason 90 percent of all polaroid cameras have ever sold. Homemade porn is a great way to keep things fun, it's also a great way to remind yourself to go to the gym. Since everyone's homemade porn ends up being publicly consumed, let's get some pointers out there to make the product at least viewable. Invariably, people don't put any thought into the production value of it, so here are some do's and don'ts regarding your homemade porn. 10. Only do it if you're into it, bad attitude or reluctance shows up on film or pictures faster than anything else. Attitude = Sexy 9. Accentuate the positive. Girlfriend have great tits and no ass? No pics of the ass needed, or cover it up. 8. Guys, less is more, trust me. You don't want your pictures or tape to look like a gynecological textbook, that's not sexy. Girlfriend feel sexier in panties and topless? Do that instead of some awkward spread eagle thing you saw in Penthouse. 7. Lighting. It's key, you can hide bad stuff and spotlight good stuff. If all else fails, take your pics in black and white mode, it makes it look artsy, and hides flaws. 6. If you're taking pictures, do yourself a favor and keep a theme. Even if it's just starting from clothed to naked, create some interest from one pic to the next. If you're really creative, make up a false situation or role play, and learn to use a timer if you want both people in the pic. 5. Different angles. From above, from below, the camera a little tilted, from behind a partially closed door, do something to spice it up, add some level of synergy to the picture, it makes it much better. 4. Don't get too drunk or high before you create your porn. Nothing's worse than average looking people on a bender naked, except photographic proof that average looking people on a bender were naked and possibly fucking. 3. Blow job/action pics never look classy. No matter how much you want to believe they'll turn out well, they won't. 2. Don't trophy hunt. You've got a brain to remember the hotness of who you were with, if you make homemade porn, do it to create excitement at the moment, not for a keepsake. If you both look at the content afterward, you both have to approve it to keep it. Be prepared to delete or erase anything you do, and without complaint. 1. Don't ever film yourself. For fuck's sake, even some porn actors aren't hot enough to be filmed. We don't stand a chance, and don't kid yourself, it will end up on the internet, or in your parent's DVD player, or someplace you just don't want it too. Stick to sexy pictures and portraits, and be happy.
s as American as apple pie, and the reason 90 percent of all polaroid cameras have ever sold. Homemade porn is a great way to keep things fun, it's also a great way to remind yourself to go to the gym. Since everyone's homemade porn ends up being publicly consumed, let's get some pointers out there to make the product at least viewable. Invariably, people don't put any thought into the production value of it, so here are some do's and don'ts regarding your homemade porn. 10. Only do it if you're into it, bad attitude or reluctance shows up on film or pictures faster than anything else. Attitude = Sexy 9. Accentuate the positive. Girlfriend have great tits and no ass? No pics of the ass needed, or cover it up. 8. Guys, less is more, trust me. You don't want your pictures or tape to look like a gynecological textbook, that's not sexy. Girlfriend feel sexier in panties and topless? Do that instead of some awkward spread eagle thing you saw in Penthouse. 7. Lighting. It's key, you can hide bad stuff and spotlight good stuff. If all else fails, take your pics in black and white mode, it makes it look artsy, and hides flaws. 6. If you're taking pictures, do yourself a favor and keep a theme. Even if it's just starting from clothed to naked, create some interest from one pic to the next. If you're really creative, make up a false situation or role play, and learn to use a timer if you want both people in the pic. 5. Different angles. From above, from below, the camera a little tilted, from behind a partially closed door, do something to spice it up, add some level of synergy to the picture, it makes it much better. 4. Don't get too drunk or high before you create your porn. Nothing's worse than average looking people on a bender naked, except photographic proof that average looking people on a bender were naked and possibly fucking. 3. Blow job/action pics never look classy. No matter how much you want to believe they'll turn out well, they won't. 2. Don't trophy hunt. You've got a brain to remember the hotness of who you were with, if you make homemade porn, do it to create excitement at the moment, not for a keepsake. If you both look at the content afterward, you both have to approve it to keep it. Be prepared to delete or erase anything you do, and without complaint. 1. Don't ever film yourself. For fuck's sake, even some porn actors aren't hot enough to be filmed. We don't stand a chance, and don't kid yourself, it will end up on the internet, or in your parent's DVD player, or someplace you just don't want it too. Stick to sexy pictures and portraits, and be happy.
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