There was this Taliban man that was wandering around lost in the desert and out of water. The Taliban man mustered up the strength to walk up to this stand where the Jew was selling ties. The Jewish man asked him if he needed a tie for $5.00. The Taliban man got very upset and began yelling at the Jewish man..."You Infidel, you idiot...I don't need a stupid tie I need water." He continued in his anger, "I should cut off your head but first I must have water." The Jewish man was very calm and smiled kindly. He then told the Taliban man that he was going to be the bigger man and tell him where he could get some water. The Jewish man told him, " See those hills there to the West? Follow them for about two miles, there you will find a restaurant and they have all the water you can drink." The Taliban man followed the direction to the restaurant. About two hours later he comes crawling back to the Jewish man and he was crying.
When he got to the Jewish man he cried out, "Your brother won't let me in without a tie!"