it's a hillybilly thing
3 hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin the breeze.
1st. Hillbilly "My wife is so stupid!...She bought an air conditioner."
2nd. Hillbilly "Why is that stupid?"
1st. Hillbilly "We ain't got no lectricity."
2nd. Hillbilly "That's nothin, my wife is so stupid, she bought one of the
new fangled warshin machines!"
1st. Hillbilly "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd. Hillbilly "Cause we ain't got no plummin!"
3rd. Hillbilly "That ain't nothin! My wife is dumber that both yer wives
put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin fer some
change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
1st. Hillbilly "What's so dumb about that?"
3rd. Hillbilly "She ain't got no pecker."
