An elderly lady did her shopping,upon arriving back at her car,found 4 males in the act of leaving her car! she promptly dropped her shopping & drew her handgun, proceeding to scream "I have a gun & know how to use it!
Get out of the car..!!"
The 4 men din't wait for a second invertation,they got out & lit out like mad.The old Lady somewhat shaken proceeded to load her shooping in the back of the car & got in behind the drivers seat.
She was so shaken she could not get her keys ito the ignition.She tried & tried & then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later she found her own car parked 4 spaces further down.She loaded her bags again & drove to the police station.
The desk sergant to whom she told her story ,could not stop laughing,he pointed to the other end of the counter,where 4 pale men were reporting the hi-jack by a mad greyed haired less than 5' foot old lady of their car with a big handgun!!
MORAL:
IF YOUR GOING TO HAVE A SENIOR MOMENT ,MAKE IT A MEMORABLE ONE ..!!
