What a damp day and to cap it all I have just been on the wall and walking on the ceiling. Actually it was a case of delayed Cleaning. I thought afterwards that washing the floor would maybe more fun if you did it standing on your hands rather than down on hands and knees. Well maybe not. Having got shot of the water we went off at a tangent and have just had an Email from Tyrone asking for confirmations and information. So now we know where we are up to, we are still waiting. Firstly we wait for the snail mail to arrive and then for news from Australia.
I think a celebration is called for soon because it will do me good to get out of this cave and be waited on hand and foot. Huh. When that day occurs I will probably feel guilty for putting someone else to that trouble.
I reckon they have moved my brain, the part they took out and it is residing in my right Gluteus Maximus because it keeps going numb. Of course it could just be sciatic nerve problems to remind me not to abuse my spine by slouching over Baba.
I was supposed to be putting Money Penny through her paces yesterday but Dave did that last night watching a DVD on her. Poor Penny is not fit for it because she has no sound card. Consequently Penny is going up for sale and probably going for a song. Penny why, Penny because she cost lots - nah, but I could have betterly spent it - made up word. It is a bad habit of mine to keep me amused. Moi! Bad at grammar, I don't think so.
This is because Baba is too heavy for travelling now with all these security problems caused by people who need their legs slapping. I think they should pack suitcase rather than guns and bombs then they would think twice about the hassle but now I am being stupid - what is new.
Penny is OK, I think I may already have typed this so let me just look. Well, I did and didn't. So Money Penny is to be a footloose laptop, Baba will stay at home and sulk no doubt, and heaven knows what will happen to plain Penny Oh, Money Penny only arrived by stork a day or so ago and was totally unplanned by me.
I am still trying to work out why faces were designed thus. Razor blades don't like them for sure not that I shave but I might just as well. I went on a learning curve and examined under my chin this morning and there was a hair that even a badger would have been proud to possess. I guess it was one that did not get threaded in Goa. Well, it is not easy sitting in a Barber's chair because they don't recline and that is just as well because it is an experience that would send even the hard faced to Heaven. Consequently under chin was over looked!
Nice to be perfect what! It is going to throw stair rails down from heaven any minute now and it has gone cold so I need to put something warmer on and shut the back door before we get flooded. I was supposed to be doing a cupboard out but unfortunately my knees said otherwise. Having picked a bag off the conservatory floor to discover the weirdest looking spider I thought it time to get some thing done about it. Then the cheeky thing looked up at me raised his eyebrows and raised a leg at me. I only looked at it so am I really that bad. Actually I don’t know what sort of person he would have been but he was certainly not a cute spider. The other thing was he walked sideways a bit like a crab so I hope it is not one that came in on a banana boat. He was despatched into the wet nettles and I must get some walnuts or is it chestnuts or horse chestnuts to put in the cupboards because they give off a toxic smell that arachnaphobes do not like (another made up word).Oh maybe that was why my Brother-in-Law does not like my story because it has arachnaphobes in. Just checking to see if we have gone over 5000 characters. I don’t think I could get my Blog on here because it is 14 pages long. And I don’t think I have the concentration to sit and split it up then enter it in reverse order or Chinese so it was in sequence.I know I have come a long way since last year because I could not even work an MP3 player in hospital but now I can fiddle about to my heart’s content and even load music from Baba onto it. There are still things I can’t do like spell, draw, mend computers, do fantastic web hostings – oh not that other W word. Web. Well I can smell the rain, so it s time to go because this is getting surreal anyway and another thing – nah that can wait if I remember.Oh I had another unsolicited item of mail for Delphine this morning. Nothing exciting but a Universal Catalogue or something. The other one was something that my Mother would have tutted at. Well it was a lingerie catalogue with some rather explicit photos. I am broad-minded and thought my friend could order stuff off it because she has a figure for that sort of thing.I should have a nap but it is tea time and as long as I don’t fall asleep on the hob I should be fine. Also my right brain is numb too!
