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created on 06/03/2007  |  http://fubar.com/hey/b88176

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The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1: I pick my nose in public, and I don't care who watches. I then wipe my booger on the bottom of my shoe. 2:I'll eat anything, as long as I'm reasonably sure it's not rotten. I once ate canned octopus. It was horrible. 3:I drink multiple pots of coffee a day. My breakfast is usually 5 shots of espresso, straight. 4:I never eat before work, even if I don't work until 4pm. 5:The only mixed drink I'll consume is unsweetened iced tea and whiskey, about 50/50. 6:The last time I was arrested was for sleeping, drunk, in the passenger seat of my friends car. They called it Disorderly by intoxication. 7:It was the first time in five years I've been in legal trouble. 8:I stalk the free stuff section of craigslist but I've never actually gotten anything. 9:I often wear my jeans for a week straight. 10:I'm amused when men hit on me. Rev. DJ Metal Mags... Shannon ™ Ryot ™ Lilly von Schtupp Hypnotic Starr
My Obituary James _____, 24, of Marquette, died today of injuries sustained as the result of intentionally driving a vehicle into the wall of an abandoned building. Seconds prior to impact Mr. _____ allegedly telephoned an anonymous friend, saying "fuck it, why not? At least it'll be pretty fucking cool. Tell the bastards to put 'Fuck you commies, I never liked you anyways' on my headstone.' Fuck 'em all, the bastard ratfucks. They can all piss off. This shit's played out. Alright, I'm out." Mr. _____ is survived by his brother, William G. ______ III, of Missouri, father Michael _____, of Escanaba, and mother, Katherine _________, of Missouri. Services will not be held, because Mr. _____ was a complete fucking prick, and nobody ever really liked him anyways. The body will, however, be put on display in the park, anyone is welcome to spit on or otherwise defile it from noon Saturday to noon Monday. The corpse will not be interred, but will instead be thrown in the city dump, where it belongs
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