When I went before a Judge over the Redneck Exorcism I had hoped to get an easy one.
Not!!!
I got my ole foe, Judge Coton Corndigger. We ain't liked each other since he caught me shagging his wife to be back in high school. He was none too happy about it but he could not whip my ass and he wasn't a judge then. He was going to law school to be a lawyer.
He forgave his cheating girlfriend and eventually married her. But he still held a grudge towards me. The Judge wasted no time in sentencing me to time inside Hotel Nuts. I spent about two weeks inside thar. My pappy is a powerful, wealthy, man. He used his political connections to get the Governor to send me to Hillywood under sort of house arrest. The Governor signed the agreement provided a security fence was put in. Pappy had that done in a week.
