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Her Royal Highness

I was born a depressed bastard with hand-me-down clothes and a mother that had to work three jobs to feed my sorry-ass brothers and my sorry-ass self. We stood in lines at churches and waited for free food. We had food stamps and WIC and all the embarrassing assistance I didn’t want my schoolmates to know about. I can only remember that in black & white. But even the future is based on grayscale. These days the existence (and persistence) of the lack of color in my life is pushing me to my limits and I realize that I want more. I want to learn the secrets of the trade: If you love me, I’ll love you. I want to find the fountain of youth: I’m only as young as I feel. I want to defeat the world: Vote NO on Proposition Suicide. I want to run through fields of daisies, roll around in tall grass and sit on a home-made porch-swing. I want to love my pets, grow my plants and have time enough to check my makeup before I leave the house. You know, all that marketing-fairy tale shit. Who says you have to be born a royal? Who says princesses can’t be made? This is a stick-up. Give me what I want. Make me a Queen.
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