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Help! Bicycle Mischief!!
created @ 06/12/2007 06:40 am
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So I threw a party on the weekend, and while we were cleaning up afterwards we discovered that someone had chained their bicycle to the fencepost inside our frontyard. We inquired amoungst some of our guests, wondering if they might have misplaced a bike during the party, and now (3 days later) we've still haven't heard anything.

My question is this: What horrible thing should we do to the bike? Tar'N'Feather it? Repaint it with housepaints? Rub it down with Spam and let the racoons have a go at it? Disassemble it and leave the frame they locked to our fence on cinderblocks? So many choices, and suggestions are welcome...

Also, should we wait a bit longer... you know... in case it DOES belong to a friend?
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