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On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said,I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God. The teacher praises the little girl Then a little boy raises his hand and says, I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."Very good," says the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw little Johnny's hand up."Oh no", she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says,"Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet would go to heaven first. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my mom and dads bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she was hollering "Oh, my god, I'm coming!"
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