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So Ive decided to go home for thanksgiving.  well, not home really but to Portland to see family. I wasn't going to because my family is too crazy when theyre all together, but it beats sitting at home watching Lonesome Dove. Doubt my families craziness?  Every year they think this is a good idea. And every year it ends with everyone getting drunk, and at least two people fighting. My favorite was a few years ago when my cousin called her alcoholic mom a bitch and a cunt, and they decided at 2 in the morning to take the kids and drive, presumably blackout drunk, from northern WA to Portland, OR.  We all turn into kids when we're together. the cousins all act like we're teenagers, and cause trouble. and my mom and her sisters rehash fights from thirty years ago, til theyre all crying.  The dads just quietly drink and talk about how much the rest of us suck.  Here's to another fun thanksgiving

On the plus side, I'm going back to my hometown for a night.  the night before thanksgiving, everyone from my class who's home for the holidays gets together at the bars on first street. I've never looked forward to this.  Really after high school I just kind of disappeared and never looked back. But I'm feeling sentimental, and it would be nice to see what some people have been up to for the last 9 years.  apparently everyone I used to know always goes, and they always ask about me, but I never go. When they ask, I'll probably just lie and say I became a doctor. and hilarity ensues.

Happy Turkey day everyone...

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