ENGLAND EXPECTS's blog: ""FEAR & LOATHING FROM LIVERPOOL, U.K""

What the fuck is wrong with 'lost cherry' guys ?

Not Me

Me

Notice anything different ?

GOOD !

Then why the fuck do I get loads of lusty, letchy
requests to be your fuckin friend ?

I can list 3 possible reasons for this phenomena

1..ElizaJay sounds like a girls name

2..I do have long blonde hair

3..LC is highly favoured within the gay community

Here are my 3 responses

1..LC names are not real -

if I see 'the ghost' I don't think

"fuck me - a ghost'

nuff said

2..I also have a good size cock and a fine set of bollocks as well, which you may notice if you weren't too busy trippin over your own.

3..See above

So please don't be offended if I refuse your friend requests

lets put it down to masculine ebullience and heightened sexual anticipation, and never speak of it again.

Or I may just start accepting the requests